I accidentally went in the kitchen and ate food that was in the fridge that had been left over from over a month ago. I was hungry and didn’t think it through. I guess the real highlight of the experience was that I was too lazy to wash a plastic fork I have lying around so I used a spatula with caked on tomato that’s been sitting in my ratty fucking sink for the last 2 months because my wife doesn’t clean and I figure that if I hold out, she’ll crack. I was wrong.
I went to my neighbors to watch the Paris interview, because my life is that pathetic, I lasted about 30 mins before my stomach decided to punish me for being lazy. What I got out of it is that bitch is a business woman and does business things in board rooms with the people who work her businesses and that she’s not a party slut, she’s an aquarius who likes to socialize. She also went on and on and read her shitty writing, forgot to mention me and most importantly forgot to expose herself. She’s full of shit and I am happy I ended up running home to throw up for an hour. She was boring, lacks substance, proves that she is a waste of space and the one thing she wants to change about herself is that her voice gets high pitched when she is nervous, she is trying to pretend to be a wholesome Jesus lover who couldn’t quote the bible, because she never read it. Anyway, Enough of this shit….
I may go out and get drunk tonight. Wait for the update. In the meantime, Click My Links…
Tomb Raider Model Photoshoot Worth A Round….
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Pretty Hysterical Paris on Larry King Clip
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Mariah Carey Showin’ Off Her Tits in Paris
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More Hayden Panettiere Licking Other Things
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Playboy Cybergirl of the Year, Breann McGregor Posing…
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Miley Cyrus Dressed like a Slut and is Underage. Watch Out.
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Dude Makes a Bet With His Wife and Loses. So She Gets to Fuck a Black Dude While He Watches
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Serena Williams Bikini ASs You Probably Don’t Want to Fuck, Her Wallet Is Probably Something You Would Fuck…
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Slut Shay Laren’s Big Tits In Lingerie
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Pimp Beats Up His Whore cuz it’s a Trashy Life…
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Beyonce is a Robot in Concert
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Nicolette Sheridan is a Pretty Hot Old Slut
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Guess the Celebrity Thong
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Candids that I am Not Going to Be Posting
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Some Self Shot Hot Slut
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This Reporter has Heard Enough About Paris
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Alicia Silverstone’s Got Meth Skin…
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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Pretend to Eat in Gladiator Shoes…
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Sienna Miller Lookin’ Hot in Fuck Me Boots
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Hot To Dance Like a Whitey
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Adriana Lima at the Victoria Secret Beauty Candy Store
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Dad is that you?
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This Jordan Sparks Bitch is 17 but Looks 40
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Playboy the Movie Gets Hef’s Approval
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Some Porn Slut Masturbating in the Gym
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Some Slut Shows Off Her Ass
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A little “Can You Take My Picture while my Bikini Top Falls Off Prank…” video
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Rihanna Lip Slip
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I am Pretty Sure I linked this New See Through Bathing Suit Already, But Whatever….
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Stupid Viral Video that will Get People a TV Deal
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Zoo Weekly Has Made Lots of Sluts Famous – Here Are A Lot of Them
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart I May Have Posted
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You Need Sex, Since I can’t Be There For You, Try This…
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