Bai Ling is one of those people I don’t really understand…she’s been around longer than this site has and I still have no fucking idea what she does. She gets invited to events, has nipple slips and she was in Playboy and here she is having another nipple slip at the ESPY awards, which are for sports and I hate sports but I like nipples so I will post them.

I was talking to a cab driver I met while smoking a cigar at the taxi stand the other day and it was hot out. Every girl who walked by us was half naked and this Iranian dude was freaking the fuck out. He said that every year girls where less and less clothes. He said that it’s dangerous. Automatically assuming that he meant that he wanted to rape girls, I felt a little uncomfortable but he made it clear that he thought it was dangerous because it will cause accidents on the road and not in the back alley. I asked him how often he looks in his rearview mirror to look up girl’s skirts and he blew off the question because I guess he is a professional but I could tell by the glimmer in his eye and the way he smiled hat he did and that he has seen more pantyless pussies in the last year than he has in his career.

Either way, here’s Bai Ling’s Nipple. She’s like the Asian Paris Hilton and her nipples are bigger than your dick…and I know if you had you’re way you’d love for her to fuck you in the ass with it and although that may not make you gay, you’re still a fucking Homo to me, now touch your toes sweetheart.