I am – Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures of the Day
What’s up motherfuckers. I am not sure if you remember me. I am that asshole who abandoned you on the internet last week only to get some friends and family to post more content than I ever could, with more skill and style than I ever had. I guess what I did was throw some shit down to make you realize you don’t need me in an attempt to self-destruct the website so that I can spend my life on cruises that my wife wins at the grocery store because bitch is fat.
So far what I have realized on my trip is that I don’t have enough money to travel the way I want to travel. I don’t have any patience for flying and the whole fucking time I am in the air I think the fucking thing is going to drop out of the sky. I am not into places where people don’t speak english because it makes ordering a fucking drink pretty fucking impossible. I do like bikinis and all the hookers that are being thrown my way, not because I can even afford to bang one, or get hard for them and that is like putting a fat bitch in a buffet line where all the food is glued down to the table, but sex trade always makes me happy.
I feel pretty uninspired. Vacations make me stupid, I haven’t written a thing and feel rusty, just not as rusty as Kardashian’s ass after some black hip hop dude stuffs her like a Jamaican Patty without a condom on but I am never too uninspired to look at Kardashian tits in a bikini. This Armenian fashion accessory even haunts me when I am trying to get away from all this bullshit because her big tits distract me from the rest of her uselessness and as I have learned this week, good tits are good enough for me to overlook an ugly bitch….
Point of this post is to say that Internet on a cruise costs money and no matter how good this post coulda been, it’s never going to get there because I am on a budget… Now back to my stepdaughter Marie Eve, who is doing a great job. Cuddles.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com
On Vacation…
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March 11th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Such a shame that juicy body is enjoyed by NIGGERS!
March 16th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I know is’nt it? Even though she’s not white, she still is’nt a mud puppy. So before all of you peaceful hippy bitch fuckers responed with your bullshit and all you “whitey got him a small dick and what not”nigger assholes start crying FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:09 am
larry fucks like you have little dicks thats why kim love that long thick hardass black dick
July 18th, 2008 at 2:14 am
larry check out my tape ass hole i bet your girl will love this nigger dick
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
poor larry mad cuz he would never get ass like that!…sorry little dick white boy, only black stick can handle ass like that!