I am - Day Dreaming of my Internet Girlfriend of the Day
It’s always nice to be able to take time out of your day and sleep wherever you happen to be, but I am too paranoid of being attacked by a crazy person to kick back on a park bench and really let loose. It’s also nice to have dreams of the girl you love, even if she’s someone you’ve never met and only know through her myspace profile or extensive IM chats that you run home to have with her when you’re busy day of being a virgin is over and your lame social life leaves with you nothing better to do.
I am all about the dream, because sometimes reality is pretty fucking shitty and without dreams of a better tomorrow, you might as well just kill yourself. So what I am getting at is that even if this dude is a virgin and can’t get laid, he probably doesn’t realize it and either do you. Until Now…
