I am – Lohan Touching Her Toes of the Day
I decided to sit in a coffee shop because I wanted out of the house and didn’t have anywhere else to go. I saw a bitch breast feeding, which seems to happen every fucking time I go into the place and today I was feeling a little obnoxious so I looked at her and looked at the baby and told her to save some for me because I was feeling kinda hungry. The mom wasn’t too impressed and told me to fuck myself or something. I guess she didn’t realize that I was being serious.
I used to get the same reaction back in the day when I thought asking a girl to touch her toes was the funniest question, because they’d answer it seriously, then realize how fucking creepy and would tell me to fuck myself. I used to ask girls in all kinds of situations to touch their toes, whether it was outside the gym, where I used to hang out to see mom’s come in in their lycra, or at the mall where I’d sit to see the teen girls shopping, or the grocery store when women were bending over to get cans of soup. I’m creepy like that.
Here are some pictures of Lohan doing what I used to love seeing girls do, I don’t think she has any idea that this toe touching shit is a fetish of mine, but I’ll just pretend she does, like you pretend the girls you see in porn are your girlfriends who let you lick their assholes every time you jerk off.
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