I am – What the Fuck is Bai Ling Wearing of the Day
I always thought Bai Ling was a clown. She pretty much has no career other than attending events to expose her massive nipples and maybe being in Playboy and a few shitty movies, but now I am happy to see her going back to what she was always destined to be while wearing the stupidest outfit I have probably ever seen. I was wondering whether she showed up to the event in a Volkswagen Bug with 15 of her clown friends and stepped out juggling and doing cartwheels, I guess I will never know since I don’t get invited to all the high profile shit she gets invited to like Jaime Pressly’s Spring/Summer 2008 J’aime Collection…right…
I remember I worked as a clown for about a week. It was one of those things that happens when you have no money and want to get fucked up and decide to randomly apply for jobs to see what comes from it. They expected me to attend events at the mall and birthday parties and other low quality events people hire shitty clowns to attend. I only made it out to one job after the week of training on how to make animals out of balloons in some warehouse, they had an open bar set up and I naturally assumed that those were the benefits of the job since they weren’t offering health insurance and were only paying 10 dollars an hour. I ended up wasted within 20 minutes, grabbing the kids mom’s ass within 30 minutes and throwing up on a kid within the hour. I was fired and never got paid because of damages, but it made for a good sunday afternoon. It is the day of Jesus after all.
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