I am - Lohan is Hanging With Her Lesbian Cock Ronson of the Day
So it seems like Lohan’s fallen off the wagon or is at least about to fall off the wagon and that gets me excited because she’s going to be more accessible. I don’t actually think she’s ever been on a wagon, but that’s only because her parents turned her into a money making machine when she was a kid and when you’re a money making machine, there’s not time to play and also because I am sure the rehab center she was at were letting her do whatever fucking drugs she wanted because she was a great marketing tool for them.
That said, she’s back with the Lesbian Cock Ronson and where there’s lesbian cock there’s cocaine, especially when that lesbian cock is a bad DJ, because she needs that shit to get the confidence to go on stage and make a fool of herself without realizing it. Powdered Courage baby…you should try it.
Bonus: Steve Aoki - Lohan’s Homey is in some videogame and it made me laugh
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November 11th, 2008 at 4:00 am
You guys sounds like lesbo-hatin’ misogynists. Maybe Ronson just reminds you of cock-blockers and the fact that you don’t have a DJ career either.