I am – Amanda Bynes Does Burton of the Day
Here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes doing some work for Burton Snowboards by showing up at their Flagship store that they just opened in LA, because as you know LA is known for being an amazing ski town, and by ski town I mean place where rich people can afford to buy the latest gear from a week long ski trip they are going on in Colorado or Europe or someshit.
The reason I got in at 9 am was because I ended up passing out in a girl’s bed last night. She woke me up at 7:30 because she had to go to work. I’ve been out of work so fuckin’ long that I didn’t realize how much it sucks and it was some disgusting reality check that made me realize that despite hating myself and thinking my life is worthless at least I don’t have to wake up and sell my soul for a paycheck, because that would seriously put a damper on my life.
I guess in a lot of ways, I’m living the fuckin’ dream and the people who I was harassing and making fun of on the street this morning while they were on their way to work this morning knew it. Their looks of disgust, like they knew I was a fuckin’ degenerate motherfucker and they were heros because they were on their way to contribute to society, so that they can pay their mortgages and car payments while I was going home to do nothing but I could tell that they were just jealous.
Have a good weekend workforce, because everyday’s a weekend for me, and they are never good.
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