I am - Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass in Yoga Pants of the Day
Here are some pictures of Reese Witherspoon in her favorite yoga ass hugging pants that every mom with rich husbands, a nanny and weekly hair, nail and massage appointments, who spend their days shopping and working out with their personal trainer they fuck, seem to have, because they are living the dream.
Speaking of dreams, I don’t have dreams when I sleep anymore, I think it’s because they’ve always let me down so my brain just kinda turned that shit off as to not cock tease me with thoughts of things I’ll never have, like hot girls, fast cars, big houses and endless bottles of whiskey….I’d say that Reese Witherspoon probably doesn’t have dreams anymore, because she’s pretty much lived them all out. She’s won the Academy Award, married, had kids with and divorced some teenage girl’s dream cock 10 years ago and now there’s really not much living left for her to do, she’s peaked and it’s all downhill from here and that’s probably pretty depressing, but nothing beats depression like edorphines from chronic working out in hopes of holding onto a career and making dudes wanna fuck her despite her baggage.
The reason I am posting these pictures, is because after having a bunch of kids, her ass is still pretty solid, and for any of you mom’s out there, this could prove to you that your dreams of having a decent mom ass are possible, and to the dad’s out there, you can realize that your dreams of your wife having a decent mom ass are also possible, your wife’s just too lazy to get off her fat ass to make it worth fuckin’ again, except for when you are really horny and tired of jerking off. I guess the lesson of the day is that anything is possible, if you put your mind to it. I should write kid’s books.
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