I am - Carrie Underwood at the Spice Girl Concert of the Day
I don’t know why I find these pictures funny, but it’s of American Idol superstar Carrie Underwood at the Spice Girls concert and lookin’ like she’s having the time of her life, like she’s just found out Santa is real and not just some drunk pervert at the mall. My theory on this shit is that she was poor trash and had big dreams of becoming a singer like every other girl in her 20s and the Spice Girls in the 90s were a huge influence, Girl Power.
But since the Spice Girls or any sane person never rolls through Checotah Oklahoma where she’s from, she never had the chance to see them live. But now that she’s famous, has money and can do anything she wants and this is just another reminder to herself how awesome her life is and she can cross another thing off her poor girl’s list of dreams and that must feel good, as we all sit in front of computers hating our failed attempt at ours. But the reality is that I am living the dream, I’m fuckin’ hung over right now, drank my face off til 5 am and it’s pretty amazing, it makes me realize that I’ve made it.
Either way, I am one step ahead of this Underwood slut because I went to the Spice Girls concert years ago because my wife won tickets on some radio contest and I had to bring the stepgirls because my wife is too fat for public places and I figured it’d be a good spot to get new pussy, but everyone in the place was 12 and it turned out to be a good place to make friends with sex offenders…
BONUS - Victoria Beckham’s Retarded Tits in a Stupid Gold Outfit because You’re into Retards, They Don’t Tell You That You’re Stupid Like All the Other Girls…
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