I am – Lohan’s Full Tits in a T-Shirt of the Day
Lohan’s like a short ugly dude with a huge cock. On the surface motherfucker’s got nothing going on for him, because chicks hate short guys, but the second they get a girl drunk enough to sleep with them and destroy her sexually, she keeps coming back for more, despite how embarrassing it is to be seen walking down the street with the motherfucker.
What I am getting at is that despite being a redheaded freak with super redhead freak strength, pasty white skin that is covered in freckles, that for some reason have become socially accepted when they are actually a birth defect, she’s got these amazing tits that she doesn’t wear a bra and still hang proper. So that shit combined with her addictions, sexual deviance, singing talent and lame boyfriend she cheats on is what makes her my favorite.
If my posts don’t make sense, it doesn’t matter because they make sense to me, and I’ve been drinking since 1 am til now because I couldn’t sleep, so if a drunk guy gets it, an asshole sitting at his cubicle should get it too….and if you don’t that’s not saying very much about you.
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