So I am guessing that these Tara Reid pictures are from when she was in Australia. I am pretty sure she isn’t there anymore, but keeping tabs on Tara Reid’s itinerary isn’t really a hobby of mine, not because I wouldn’t like to do body shots out of her asshole at a Spring Break party, but because I am lazy. It’s a curse.

Bitch is looking skinny and I’m into that, mainly because skinny girls have eating disorders and along with making them a cheap date, it also means that you’re better off eating out their assholes than actually making out with them, because their assholes are hardly used, while their mouth just smells like rotting insides and stomach acid and death.

Unfortunately, Tara Reid’s not a real skinny chick with an eating disorder, she’s more of the kind of bitch who just throws up blood and dinner every night after binge drinking, and to kick the excess booze weight that manages to seep, she just uses her money from shitty movies to get liposuction, leaving the skin on her stomach a haggard sloppy mess, making me wonder what her vagina looks like, but happy to know that if it doesn’t make the cut, or if she’s having a herpes outbreak, I can always mold a new one to fuck with her loose stomach skin. Not that my penis works, but this is the internet I can pretend. Kinda like when you told the internet girlfriend youmet on Second Life about how you weren’t a useless poor fat fuck and that you’ve actually had sex, but way cooler, because it’s me doing it. Cuddles.

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