I am - Aly & AJ Michalka Incest Fantasy of the Day
Here are some pictures of sisters Aly & AJ Michalka leaving somewhere together. I always thought these girls were twins, because I’ve never put too much energy into learning their story, but being twins was a good thing, it made them a lot hotter to me, because I’ve always had this theory that twins having sex with each other isn’t really incest, because they can’t get each other pregnant, which is the same reason banging your sister with a condom isn’t incest, but it is pretty dirty, because twins pretty much the same DNA and that means they are the same fuckin’ person, so it’s just masturbation, hot lesbionic masturbation, while you banging your sister is just desperate and awkward, because she’s the only girl who talks to you…
Either way, I went to a strip club once and linked up with a set of twins who were working together because they saw the Double Mint commercial and realized that if they worked together and charged a premium to double the pleasure and double the fun, they’d make double the money than working alone. I went in thinking I’d be getting a lesbian show from sisters, because that’s what they led me to believe, but instead they just cockteased and never actually touched each other, despite me pitching my twins having sex is just like jerking off theory. They ended up charging me $50 and I left a poor, unsatisfied man, with a poor, unsatisfied twin fantasy I didn’t get to live out. But at least I got to stock up on food from the free buffet to cut my loses, but shoving as much of it as I could down by elastic bottomed sweat pants.
Aly & AJ Michalka are not twins, they are 2 years apart, but I’d still watch them fuck each other, but that’s just because I am a pervert. I don’t expect it to happen anytime soon, because they are Christians, but we all know what happens to Christians when they realize their parent’s way isn’t the best way because the bible oppresses them from having fun and girls just wanna have fun, at least that’s what the radio once told me.
The one on the left is already giving us the finger. I wonder how Jesus would feel about that kind of behavior, because you know that giving the finger is the gateway activity to taking it up the ass from multiple men in a back alley. Slut.
Related Posts:
The Simpson Sisters Like Jesus Too
The Duffgusting Sisters on Halloween
The Hilton Sisters Partying Together Because They are Trash
