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2007

19

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Coke Slut Cleavage of the Day

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I have an inside source who was involved in booking Paris Hilton to host various parties around the world and they say she’s a coke fiend. Everyone rags on Lohan because shit was a little more out in the open, but my source told me that when Paris hosts these gigs she demands an 8-ball of coke as an unwritten closer to the deal. Recently when she was in China, she couldn’t get her hands on any coke and was approaching as many white people as she could to get her hands on the shit and none of that is all that surprising.

These degenerate rich kids look like death and their empty existences bore me and I am not even living the shit, so I can’t imagine how depressing it would be to actually be living it. They are still acting like 20 year old punks and are almost 30, not that that should make them slow down, but I guess the older you get, the more useless to the world you feel, especially when the most you’ve done with your rich kid money is get yourself fucked and fucked up repeatedly.

Here are some pics of Paris with her Brother and Brandon Davis, taking her titties out to party because at least she’s still got them to keep her company to give her some level of self-worth.


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