The one thing that shocks me about Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton having this whole sexual relationship is that Nicolette Sheridan doesn’t have a dick.

I’ve heard some Michael Bolton songs in my lifetime, because there was a time that all you had to do was throw in a Bolton tape for any self-respecting cool chick to realize you were a fucking queer and walk out on you, but for every insecure little slut looking for love in all the wrong places to get all panty soup on you and jump your dick because it makes them feel wanted even if it’s just for a minute, because I was never one for stamina.

Either way, here she is in a bikini and she’s lookin better than most of your girlfriends, but that’s not saying much, because you are ugly and found your chick working at the cafeteria in your highschool on some work program for high-functioning retards and it was love at first sight, because hasn’t learnt how to say no yet. Sicko.

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