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2008

01

Jan

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know what happened to this girl. She had one of the hottest dance tunes a few years ago, but was never a very good singer, she was just good at crawling around on the floor half naked. I remember her being one of those triple threat people who sing, act, dance and do whatever the third threat is, but I guess she wasn’t very good at any of those things because she kinda fell off the map.

I can relate, because I am not very good at much. I remember talking to a friend who only bagged virgins because he was one of those weird people with a weird complex about girls who had had dick in them before him. I told him that I don’t take virginities, i make virginity – the born again kind – because girls want nothing to do with penis ever again after they get with me. I’m just that bad. It’s 2008 and I guess that’s a good story to start it off with.

Here are those pictures of Christina Milian in her bikini because it is one thing I think she’s pretty good at.

And Now The Candids….


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