Sarah Michelle Gellar is Surfing of the Day
I have come to terms with the fact that my website is second rate, so my solution to being second rate is to write about second rate celebrities.
Sarah Michelle Gellar is second rate and the last time she came up in the news was years ago, but since you are still jerking off to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD cover like the Sci Fi Comic Book Virgin you are, I figure giving you some new pictures of her surfing to get you off is the least I could do. If it makes things easier for you, just pretend she’s riding a spaceship to your house from another planet, because at least your fabricated alien Sarah Michelle Gellar is more likely to crawl into your bed at night than the real one Sarah Michelle Gellar. Unless you bring that Buffy the Vampire boxset to bed with you, which wouldn’t really surprise me.
What it comes down to is that you’ll never get to supersoak this ho, but this ho is supersoaked in her white see through shorts with her lame husband who supersoaks her as often as she lets him . Yeah, I just make a Soulja Boy reference. It happens. Cuddles.
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