Eva Mendes’ Cleavage Makes Me Feel Like a Loser of the Day
Nothing says that I am all man like posting pictures of a girl’s cleavage like I love the shit so much that I can’t get enough of it and need to run to my website to talk about it. This is the internet version of going to the mall and sitting across from some busty slag in the food court and just freaking out over her tits as they spill out of her shirt as she unsuspectingly bends the fuck over to put more mustard on her corn dog or some shit.
Posting pictures of some celebrity I don’t give a fuck about showing off some cleavage shirt definitely doesn’t make me feel like a loser with no fucking sex life or no fucking life at all, giving me the time to crop this shit and post it like it’s fucking worth everyone’s attention….It’s basically saying that a girl can’t wear a cleavage shirt without having some pervert staring them down….unfortunately today I am that pervert and I’m not proud of it.
Here are some pictures of Eva Mendes showing off some cleavage and here I am making a big deal about it like I give a fuck. Cuddles.
