It turns out that Kim Kardashian is modeling some bikinis for Travis Barker’s clothing line, Famous Stars and Straps and I know she’s probably worth seeing naked because I am a dude and like seeing anything with a vagina naked and she’s even worth lookin’ at in a bikini, because I am a dude and like seeing anything with a vagina in a bikini, but she has no business modeling bikinis for any commercial use, even though she has a vagina.

What it comes down to is that Travis Barker likes big ol’ titties and has only really fed that love for big ol’ titties with a whole lot of bleach blonde implanted sluts with fake tans, so seeing Kardashian and her natural rack and natural tanned skin and natural brown hair, he got excited cuz it was a nice change of pace. But the more likely story is that she saw him out and begged the motherfucker to hook her up because no one else will let her model bikinis for their catalogs because she’s too big and it’s one of her life-long dreams or some shit and he’s just too fuckin’ nice to say no. Either way, here’s the outcome of whatever photoshoot she did for him.

Bonus – Travis Barker Also Likes Blondes With Fake Tits Modeling His Clothes. This Aubrey O’Day and She Was Previously on Some MTV Jam. Yes. I just said Jam, maybe I should have said Joint…..This is Aubrey O’Day and She Was Previously on Some MTV Joint. I suck at life.

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