Miss America’s Preliminary Bikini Contest of the Day
I am not sure what these are from, but they look like they were shot in the 90s. It’s supposed to be some Miss America preliminary bikini contest that has 18 of the girls in pretty ghetto lookin’ bikinis that remind me of the Discount Store staff pool party, that probably doesn’t actually exist, but should, because every company should get their staff half naked and wet because they can.
I was never into pageant chicks, but that’s because real hot girls try to do something better with their looks, like strip or move to LA with dreams of acting or modeling and fame only to end up in porn, so I wasn’t surprised when I realized that the only 2 girls worth jerking off to in these pics out of 18 are the blonde with fake tits and the weird Mexican lookin midget, but that’s only because she probably tastes like old tacos and I’m pretty fucking hungry right now, my wife ate all the food, again.
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