This is Miranda Kerr, the Australian Victoria’s Secret model at some after party during New York fashion week with her fag and I am posting them because I don’t see what all the hype is with her. She’s been around for the last 10 years but I’ve never heard of her, I can only assume that you haven’t either. Maybe it is because I am not really that big in the fashion industry and not very good at keeping on top of fashion news despite how stylish these stained jogging pants and shirtless fat man covered in cigar ash really is, but despite all that sexy talk, I don’t think she’s all that hot with her weird lookin’ face but I’d still jerk off to her, if my dick wasn’t as link as the one legged dude begging for change down the street.

I have no stories because I am going on 3 weeks of not leaving my house and I am slowly going more and more insane by the day and it’s been pretty fun….