Mia Tyler is a Naked Plus Sized Model of the Day
I am pretty sure that these pictures aren’t new, but since staying on top of plus-sized models has never been my thing, since getting on top of plus sized wives is my thing and not really by choice. It’s pretty much the same thing as being fed the same shitty meal every fucking day for the last 5 years then finally convincing your wife to take you out to a buffet and seeing that one of the options is the same shitty meal you’ve been eating the last 5 years on the restaurant version and deciding to stay as far the fuck away from that as possible because you’ve exhausted that shit. I don’t know if that makes sense, but to make it make sense, I’ll put it like this….I don’t like seeing fat chicks naked or clothed because I live with one and don’t even wnt to see her naked and clothed. If there’s something wrong with that, you can blame my wife for being so disgusting and ruining fat chicks for me forever, because I obviously haven’t always hated fat chicks if I made the fucking beautiful life commitment that is marriage to a fat chick…..
Either way, this is Mia Tyler, she is Steven Tyler’s daughter who looks like she’s been stealing his food for the last 25 years explaining why he’s so skinny and she’s so fat…and now you can die knowing what her big tits look like and you can thank cake and emotional eating from growing up without a daddy who sent check from his concerts on the road but never sent hugs when that’s all she really wanted, for making all this possible.
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June 7th, 2008 at 5:43 am
She has a pretty face and she is sexy. If your wife disgusts you, help her: shave her wash her, buy her perfumes, let someone put nice make-up on her or whatever. Don’t go moaning about it on the internet, Jeeez
September 5th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
…or…you know…as you clearly hate her, divorce her.
Mia Tyler is stunning, accomplished and frankly it’s nice to know that there is truth in the sentiment: big and beautiful so that people who are large do not have to constantly feel like crap because people like you go out of their way to make them feel ugly and worthless. The only negative aspect of being overweight are health problems that they are in danger from (as directed by their GP, not t3h internetz!!1) or are already suffering. Your argument is made of fail which is born apparently, from your blatant self pity over a situation you choose to stay in.
More fool you, mate.
September 16th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
“If there’s something wrong with that, you can blame my wife for being so disgusting and ruining fat chicks for me forever, because I obviously haven’t always hated fat chicks if I made the fucking beautiful life commitment that is marriage to a fat chick…..”
No, we can’t blame your wife. We blame you for marrying someone you obviously don’t love for a myriad of wrong reasons that people choose from these days to get married. We blame you for not loving her enough to help her be healthy and just pissing and moaning about it in the Internet. You’re probably no prize yourself. She probably thinks the same thing about you - how fat you’ve gotten, how you spend all of your time addicted to the Internet, how she hasn’t had a *real* man in years. If there’s anything your wife can be blamed for it’s saying “yes” when some shallow, slovenly loser asked her to marry him.