Here are some pictures of a Menopausal Rachel Hunter buying herself some household products, because let’s face it, when the vagina’s dried up, the only thing left to do is clean, bake and put your knitting skills to test. There was a time that Rachel Hunter was a bikini model and now that time is long gone, but there is so much to look forward to, like grand children, church groups and the Bridge club.

I was on the bus the other day across from some haggard woman who was probably in her 50s but had a face that looked like she had been dead for years. Her bleach blonde hair, make-up, fake nails and tight fuckin’ pants didn’t trick me into thinking she was younger and desirable, although she probably hoped it would. She was carrying her value pack of toilet paper that she probably bought on sale, because her retirement funds she saved from her stripping career had finally dried up after living off it for the last 2 decades since she’s too old for the pole and she just spent the last of it on a bottle of vodka.

Either way, all that toilet paper she was carrying kept making me think of all the things she would be using it for, like a drippy asshole she lost control of because of all the times she’s been fucked up the ass had finally caught up to her or maybe to wipe the puss from the pussy from genital herpes that she’s had since the 80s but can’t seem to kick because shit’s for life and all of a sudden I realized I wanted to fuck her..

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