It turns out that the tattoo artist that did the Christina Ricci prison tattoo on her tit that posted earlier, released the pictures he took of her tits, I guess to draw attention to his studio or his amazing job of a pretty played out bird that he’s probably done 100 times before.

He probably convinced her to let him take the picture by being overly excited about the piece and showing her all the other girls who let him take headless shots of them for his book, claiming that no one will ever know it’s her, knowing perfectly well that pictures of her tits would be worth something for him one day and I guess he deserves a pat on the back for that kind of quick thinkin’.

Every time I try to manipulate girls into getting topless or showing me her tits or masturbating for me they always see past my scheme, but that’s usually because I bust my camera out and call all my friends to let them know what I am doing and how funny it is that the bitch is about to fall for it…right before she actually falls for it. I always jump the gun like that.

I just realized that the redhead in the pictures is a chick and not just a dude with a bad haircut. I have a bad habit of ignoring ugly people even when they are talking to me. It’s like some kind of superpower that just makes them invisible. So I guess that makes a lot more sense, because girls seem to love getting naked for each other with little convincing or manipulating, making this post pretty fucking useless, not unlike every single post I’ve ever written…

What isn’t useless is how good her plastic surgeon was, because bitch’s scars are barely there and all the fat chicks who I know who have had breast reductions all look like they had a meeting with a psycho pervert in a parking lot late at night and got shit done with a chainsaw in a back alley even 10 years after shit healed. So enjoy.

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