Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Pictures of the Day
I was going to live blog the Academy Awards, then I realized that it would be more exciting to Live Blog a a fucking funeral because shit is equally depressing but at least at a funeral you can seduce a mourning new widow to get in your bed and suck your dick in her recent vulnerable state.
I tried to watch 5 minutes of the shit, but turned it off because I don’t have a TV and was forced to go to this queer 80 year old neighbor’s house, when dude pulled out his dick and started jerking off to Jane Russell or some other hot pussy from his day, I figured it was time to book.
To lighten the post Oscar depression, here are some pictures of Brooke Hogan acting a fool with her fake tits that she tries to pretend aren’t fake tits on the beach. Despite her amazing beach dance moves, she will never win an Oscar, but at least she’s already won our hearts. Right….
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March 8th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
WTF are you talking about. She looks fine and not chubby at all.
March 8th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
She’s pretty hot and ANYONE, I mean ANYONE, who says they wouldn’t do her is a damn liar! LIARS!!! You’d hit that so fast that it would make your great grandkids dizzy!! She may not be as hot as some other celebs but don’t even sit there and say you wouldn’t do her. LMFAO!!! I can guarantee you that she is hotter then the woman you’re with right now. Hell, sje’s hotter than any woman you have ever been with!! LOLOLOLOL Go ahead, say it….. LIARS!!!!!!!
March 9th, 2008 at 12:37 am
Chubby to who?.. A 140lb ball licking stick figure fag.. Brooke is built like a “Real” woman and not like these nasty scrappy looking meth/coke shaddow of a thing like Paris Hilton…
Brooke is trim and fit as hell.. Duh, look who her papa is. Where’d you think she got those muscle gene’s from anyway.
Much love to lil’ Brooke and F-off to all you stick lov’n queers….. Humm, stick, pole, rod, cock… Yeah that makes sense now. All you who love the stick girls really want cock.. That’s why you like the twig girls, because it reminds you of cock… Silly faggots.