Bijou Philips and Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day
In case you were wondering why my site has AIDS, it’s because some piece of shit cocksucker fucked with it last night without a condom and now they are laughing about how they brought me down with his other internet buddies who helped him right now because they have nothing else to do…since they aren’t getting laid or anything. Either way, I am okay with the downtime because it gives me time to practice my sitting, while eating a bag of chips that I snuck in the house because I knew my wife wasn’t home to steal them from me.
Speaking of AIDS Here are some boring pictures of Bijou Phillips in a bikini and she’s with her DJing that 70s Show boyfriend at the beach which is more interesting than what I am doing right now, which is writing about how boring their lives are and last time I checked when you write about how boring someone’s life is, you’re life isn’t a whole lot better.
I wonder how many dicks that rebellious daughter of a Momma Cass’ ass has seen during her coke fueled, hanging with Paris Hilton, modeling days. I am guessing more than one. Maybe Masterson should let her soak in the ocean a little longer, or does the salt burn the wounds too much and that’s why she’s running out like she just got bitten by a shark… I don’t know what I am talking about, but give me my site back hacker. Thanks in advance.
Love Me or Hate Me? Give me a Call and Let Me Know How You Really Feel….Don’t Hack My Site Again
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February 28th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I love your writing. I love the hackers too. They make you funnier.
February 28th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
about the hackers..
“jealousy’s a motherfucker, and they just weak jealous motherfuckers”
about Bijou..
no fucking shame what so ever. no quams about doing nudity. no quams about anything. girls is cool as fuck.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
i called the hotline once but got a weird message and it scared me so i just saved my sexy voice message for another occassion
btw they hack you cause they know that your website is awesome and it gets a lot of views and attention
February 29th, 2008 at 1:08 am
i blame the jews.
March 1st, 2008 at 6:53 pm
is that slag taking a shit??