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So - if you were wondering - my site is currently being hacked by someone. It’s called a DoS attack and you can find out more on it here…I mean Here . It’s a direct attack by someone I upset with something I wrote.
I realize I have an abrasive way of writing and that sarcasm and jokes don’t always convey the way you want them to over the internet. It’s a shitty platform to talk shit - but it’s what I do and if you don’t like it, leave.
I know that I don’t agree with everything I read, not that I actually know how to read, but if I did, I know I wouldn’t agree with the shit I read and I just wouldn’t go back to the source, I’m not going to go to the fucker’s house and burn it down.
I also know that there are superfans out there who have, for whatever reason, have not found happiness in their real lives, so they turn to movies, internet and TV to fill in that void. I know that those people obsessively follow specific people and take personal offense when someone makes fun of those people. So they do shit like hack our sites to get even for what we said.
I have been hacked before, for calling Josie Maran a slut. I am not sure why I got hacked today, but whoever did it did a good job and I am sure will win over the heart of the celebrity who’s honor he fought for. Dude, she’s totally gonna fuck you now…your psycho dreams will be answered….at least through your TV because the chances of her ever talkin to you, even after waiting at an autograph signing of hers for 12 hours, re slim to fuckin’ none, so instead of loving her and the cut out you have of her taped to your pillow….while attacking people like me for being mean to your angel, maybe your strategy should be to go after them and leave me the fuck alone.
I get it you have too much time on your hands. You get off on doing this kind of shit. It makes you feel powerful behind your computer, but why aren’t you using your hackin’ skills to make money hacking into offshore bank accounts and shit…Hackin’ me seems like a of a waste of a skill if you ask me. I’m if you did hack yourself into money, you’d have a better chance hackin’ into celebrity vagina, the real kind, not the internet kind.
That said, I still did my links, if anyone is still out there and I’m not going anywhere - you can take my site from me but you can’t shut me up…or some shit…time to go get drunk…or more drunk…it’s kinda what I do until some fucker hacks into my liquor store and bars and takes that away from me too….
Paris Hilton Topless for 944 Magazine….
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Her Name is Kathie and She’s Posing
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Her Name is Shelly Martinez Strippin With a Totem Pole
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Some Hot Amateurs….
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Alyssa Milano Hot Picture Gallery
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Ashlee Simpson Is Not Pregnant
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Marion Cotillard and Her CSI Nipple Slip
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Kim Kardashian Steals a 20 From a Homeless Dude
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Sunisa Kim is a Slut Posing in Video
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Some Stupid Juno Audition Tape With Jason Bateman
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Some Hot German Cartoon Porn
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Oregon Mayor Gets Fired for Her Racy Pictures
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Some Mariah Carey in Tight Jeans
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Some Dude and his Huge Mouth
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A Sick Video of a Guy With a Tail
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A Dude and His 100 Sex Dolls
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Aria Giovanni in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Jordan Out With Her New Tits in Blue
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Eve Wrywal is a Hot British Chick Who Gets Naked
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Kate Beckinsale Talks About Her Vagina
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The Hottest Belly Button I’ve Ever Seen
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Some Scary Fuckin Religious Freak
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Some Redhead Undresses in Public
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Some Norah Jones on Sesame Street for the Pedophiles Out There
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Some Dude Learns Bench Pressing 1085 Lbs is Too Much
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Weird Asian Butt Squeeze Video
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McLovin’ Stars in the Teabag Incident
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Some Slut and Her Digital Camera in Her Underwear
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Amy Winehouse Hangs With Toilet Paper
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Ashlee Simpson is Starting To Look Like Pete Wentz
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Holly Weber is the Hottest Bitch in Lingerie on Myspace and Apparently is an Actor Too…
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Some Chick Named Sarah Lime and Her Slutty Myspace Pics
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Hefner Wants Lohan in Playboy
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Kelley Hazell Won Some Award for Having Best Breasts in a Movie
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Heidi Montag Shoppin At American Apparel Cuz She’s Trendy
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This Teacher Became a WWE Diva when She Got Fired for being Too Hot
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Gwen Stefani Photoshoot in V Magazine
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Ashley Tisdale’s Doll Is Fuckin’ Ugly But You’d Still Fuck It….
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1980 Penthouse Subscribtion Form Was a Vagina
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Botox Faced Vivica A Fox Tries to Wink
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Funny Porn Clip With a Funny Interruption
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET
Some Weird Chick Shows Her Tits and Meds…Weird
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FROM THE FORUM:
Canabis Grow Bible
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Echo and the Bunnymen - Sef-titled
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Underworld - Beaucoup Fish
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Def Jam BOX SET
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50 Cent is the Future
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LLoyd Banks - Rotten Apple
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UNKLE More Stories
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Silversun Pickups - Remixes
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Gossip - Standing in the Way of Control
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck - Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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February 29th, 2008 at 1:04 am
fuck the virgins in their moms basements conspiring against you.
you are a genius baby.
and josie maran is kinda a slut…
February 29th, 2008 at 1:20 am
Well said man..well said.
February 29th, 2008 at 4:19 am
That fucking asshole. I am a superfan of yours jesus, so much so that when you goodle drunken stepfather I am the fourth or so site that pops up. If had any skillz in the computer world I would take on that asshole in a computer duel to the death. Instead the only thing I can do is jack off to the porn you post on this site. But the money shot is dedicated to you in a totally non-homo bro crush kind of way!
Snuggles,
Romius T,
February 29th, 2008 at 5:49 am
drunkenstepfather is one of the coolest websites ever
i’m always stoked to see new posts, keep up the awesome work
February 29th, 2008 at 6:58 am
“I also know that there are superfans out there who have, for whatever reason, have not found happiness in their real lives, so they turn to movies, internet and TV to fill in that void.”
isnt that why god created his only half jewish half mexican Step Son jesus martinez and put him on earth to blog for us?
“I know that those people obsessively follow specific people and take personal offense when someone makes fun of those people.”
or, in this case….if their website got hacked….
but you hit it SPOT on dude….what does hacking this site accomplish BEYOND proving how empty your life is? if you get your rocks off at hacking a website like THIS….you need to seek professional help, and need to be on lots of meds….cause it accomplishes nothing.
but, i guess that some people WOULD rather jerk off cause they are hackings ites, i mean, even beating off to celebrity pictures is cooler than THAT!!!
hope you all have a nice day at work…i know i will LOL
February 29th, 2008 at 6:59 am
PS…
“Ashley Tisdale’s Doll Is Fuckin’ Ugly But You’d Still Fuck It….”
if it was life size….yes, yes i would. im saving up for a real doll that im gonna have made up to look like her (pre nose job of course) right now…pretty sweet.
February 29th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Even though I know I’m reading a website about a character that’s not real, you still write some funny, original shit. Any dick who can’t tell the difference or gets offended clearly is living in the wrong century. Keep up the good work, I enjoy masturbating to picks of Ashley Tisdale, not because I’m a virgin, but because I live with my parents and she reminds me of the fairytale wedding my Mom has planned for me.
February 29th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Enjoy my celebrity bottom.
February 29th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
i hope your hosting company can track them down and at least get a criminal complaint against them.
i’m glad everything seems to be working now.
February 29th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
At least make the info on what you have public of this small dick hacker so that other ninja’s can do one of the things they do best and make that person’s life a living hell.
February 29th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Yeah,fuck ‘em,Jesus,i have it on good authority that there’s a luxury suite reserved for them down low where all fuckers go.And fuck Diablo Cody,like the idontlikeyouinthatway site said,if someone spewed that dialogue in real life,i would involuntarily unleash an uppercut on them.
You’ve got writing skills and you’ve got your finger on the pulse of the horny,snarky,nihilistic douche-bag America we all know and love.
February 29th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
I like your writing style, do not change it just because some losers want to hack your website.
The thing to do is get hosted on a dedicated FreeBSD or OpenBSD server. These people will find it very difficult if not impossible to hack you then. Good luck.
February 29th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Nice work, hackers! Too damn funny. I jerked off to my sister’s panties yesterday - again.
Eh, you’ll always be a pathetic shit catering to illiterates and hocking snake-oil “phermones.” Be flattered the hackers want to even acknowledge your sad cyber presence because no one ever talks to me..
What’s more, doucheboy, this should give you more time to jerk off and write rambling, go nowhere posts about “hipsters.” because that’s why I keep coming back…
And, yeah, lie about why you’re too scared to make fun of the French-Canadians and Muslims who surround you in Montreal is it because you are a french canadian muslim? If so - I wanna see you naked cuz I love french brown dick.
Hmmm. Probably more bad shit is on the way for you, douche. Like that I want your french brown dick wasn’t bad enough!!
Why not do the honorable thing and die in my arms tonight, I love that song, it makes me feel
You can do it, kid! Get good and drunk and lie down in the snow and make angels, because that’s what you are to me…my snow angel…Take pics and I’ll let you See what happens to me all over my belly.
Hey, maybe reincarnation exists. And maybe if it does, I want to come back as one of the teenage girls you fuck. I know that your next life you won’t be a faggy voiced, unfunny, bigot, it will be my dreamboat who makes his online money selling “phermones” to use on me. (Christ, have you no shame to masturbating rubes like me…
As always, let’s end with the unfunny ironical line — “cuddles.” Because you do and you’re obviously really important to my life.
Oh, I got the feeling more bad shit is on the way because you’re just that good…Keep it up, hackers while I keep touching my toes for jesus
March 4th, 2008 at 3:34 am
whats with that video of that white chick fucking that nigbot? that wasn’t cool at all Drunken Stepfather