Lindsay Lohan in Some Shorts and Shit of the Day
I was having a conversation about Lohan with some internet chick the other day because I was trying to get her to send me nude pictures and the celebrity angle is the only way I knew how to relate to 20 year old bitches. I was asking her if she would rather fuck Lohan or Paris and she wouldn’t give a straight answer. When she asked me, I told her that I would never fuck Paris Hilton, I don’t know why because I have no standards, I have fucked girls during their herpes outbreaks and none of them looked as good as Paris Hilton which says a lot about the kind of pussy I get. I just find her trash, expensive trash, but trash nonetheless. It’s like when a wife catches her husband cheating and throws the wedding ring in the garbage. Sure that ring is expensive but motherfucker’s covered in rotting vegetables….but I would fuck Lohan.
I think what it comes down to is that sure Lohan is a bit of a hipster poser trying to fit into that whole coke party scene where the kids look homeless and listen to electro, while Paris is a bottle whore who goes to the clubs where cheesy dudes drop 1000s of dollars to look like they are ballin, while their waxed worked our chests match the glisten in their hair gel.
So the point of all this is to say, Lohan is just cool shit as far as I am concerned and I can see past her shit smeared skin and bloated sloppy body, and it’s good to know she’s back to hitting up the clubs, because that’s when she’s most accessible.
Bonus – Here She is in Shorts Yesterday During the Day
Bonus – Here’s Her Shitty Photoshoot for Paper Magazine
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February 29th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
LiLo is fucking awesome. shes the epitome of everything about why i dig talking about celebrities.
shes interesting, and when shes NOT, you can STILL talk about how fucking hot she is.
i agree with LiLo 100%…plus shes from my hood, so i gotta support the cause!!!
March 1st, 2008 at 3:01 am
ok, i admit it…i hacked the site
and ill keep hacking it until you post topless photos of hayden paitierre
i love midgets
i love midgets with wider shoulders than me
i love midgets with muscular boobies
do it….or you are going down
March 1st, 2008 at 7:16 am
dude you want to see topless pictures of Stumpy The Wonder Midget? their readily available online.
do a search for “Stacy Peralta”
and check out the pictures/video of the Z-Boys skating Days…since, well, when he was 12, Stacy Peralta skating in the Z-Boys pretty much looked exactly what Stumpy looks like now.
March 1st, 2008 at 7:22 pm
What happend with the hacker??
March 1st, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Lilo used to be hot at some point, but not anymore. She looks fifty and she’s only 22 or so. I think her mother looks “fresher” than she does….and thats saying much
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 am
i want to bang every hole off of that used and abused skanko
ftw
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I want to pee in her pooper
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 am
She’s just another gross white piece of trash. It’s funny how a filthy white slut, alcoholic, coke head, lier, cheater, whore she-devil is held up so high in this culture, until she fucks a black man. Yes, we are the world.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:03 am
Her face is totally busted. I’d rather jerk off even if she offered up her 40 year old snatch for free.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Every picture of loho I see tells me that there is a Winona on the way. What is chunky now, soon will be blimpy.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
hey jesus no lohan comment but keep up the good work. Finally a jesus i can believe in.
March 4th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
she looks like a dumb, ugly skank. Now that everyone knows she can’t act or hold a film to make money, she’s doing tit and ass/cunt shots in magazines. What a low-life.
March 5th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Ewwwww…. white trash bag stuffed with cottage cheese, then smeared with tan Kiwi polish. I can smell her from here. She’s so not ever going to work again. Except the corner…