Nicky Hilton’s Got Skinny Fuckin’ Legs of the Day
I know that I linked these pictures last night, but since no one clicks on my links, I figured I’d throw them up here because they confuse me. Nicky Hilton’s legs look like they are from Ethiopia and haven’t eaten much more than a couple of malaria ridden flies in the last 6 months or like the have full blown Aids from a blood transfusion they got 15 years ago because they are hemophiliacs or maybe even from an unfortunate one night bareback session with some dude they met at a bath house….but the rest of her looks thick and sloppy.
I am all for eating disorders, because I like my women skinny but I prefer them when they have an entire body affect and don’t just target one body part because it makes bitch look like some kind of cartoon and the last time I fucked a cartoon I thought my dick turned into a multicolor mess with googly eyes, but it turned out it was just the liquid acid someone slipped in my drink and I was actually just fucking a shoe I found on the side of the road. It was pretty embarrassing.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
She has skinny legs, but at least she’s prettier than her cum dumpster of a sister
March 5th, 2008 at 12:14 am
The hiltons are proof that money doesn’t buy smart, classy or cute.
March 5th, 2008 at 9:09 am
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March 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
She’s YUCK from head to toe
March 5th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I like it model´s legs!!
March 6th, 2008 at 3:30 am
Personally I never saw anything special about the Hilton Cyst-ers. Her legs do look like they belong to an aids victim – a disease she could have got sharing a toilet seat with her disease ridden bag of a sister
March 6th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Pigeon-toed, knock-kneed & no muscle-tone. Whatta catch.
Hey, anyone know the status of her South Beach condo project?
A business genius, this gal.
March 6th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
These are shotputter’s legs compared to Bosworth’s … c’mon!