People Care About Hayden Panettiere of the Day
I was pretty surprised to see Hayden Panettiere signing autographs because if I saw her in person, I’d be more inclined to challenge her to a wrestling match, and not the kind that I used to challenge girls to as foreplay that lead to me getting a boner and them ending up giving me a blow job, I am talking the kind of wrestling match this strong-man is training for that leads me in a coma because she’s quicker and stronger than a old washed up drunken cigar smoking pervert. If she turned me down, I’d just kick bitch in the knee to see how she reacts because I know that under that dress is a testosterone charged dude who really likes washing her face, at least that what she says in her commercial that is always on at my neighbors’ house….I know Hayden wouldn’t lie to me, not even for a big Neutrogena paycheck, she’s too busy doing push-ups for that.
March 4th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
fucking annoying talentless bitch. hope having a daddy complex gets her corrupted with many STDs that Stumpy then dies of, and right quick.
im tired of looking at her fucking ugly face, and 12 year old boy body WITHOUT her saying “do you want fries with that?” when i get my lunch from McDonalds.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Every once in a while I stop by here to see the whatnot and remember how fortunate I am. Man, thanks for making my weekend by reminding my that my little troubles are so minor. You must have a pretty sorry life if the best you can come up with is ragging on Hayden Panettiere. She’s cute, a good young actress, and I like her character on Heroes. What’s wrong with that? Maybe you wish people cared enough to want your autograph? You wish you were a celebrity? Weird, man. Go get some fresh air and rethink your life.
Wait, I retract all of that. I just realized it’s all about the ad revenue. You pick the people most likely to generate traffic. Hayden=rising star=more traffic=more ad revenue for you. Clever. Still, I’m glad I’m not you.
March 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
id rather have Jesus’s autograph than Haydens.
Jesus’ writing is better than Hayden’s acting.
at least he doesnt have to fuck and suck every producer on heroes to keep HIS job.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:01 am
i like her boob very much..