Claudia Schiffer’s Hot Mom Body of the Day
I get a lot of hate mail from both men and women for making fun of pregnancy and how it rapes your body. I say shit like the reason a woman loves her baby so much is because of that baby, no other man will ever love her. It’s kinda like how every girl I’ve ever dated has turned lesbian for a couple of years after dating me, and it’s not because I was too much man and destroyed them physically, it’s more like I’m vile and turned them off the gender as a whole because I am just that good at being vile, but I gotta give it to Claudia Schiffer, she’s really bounced back and has a nice slim body after making babies. Sure her ass is kinda flat, but I’d take a mom with a flat ass over a fat ass, but then again my opinion is not fact since she’s wearing pants and I can’t see the kind of damage passing that kid has done to her vagina…I heard she couldn’t walk for a week…no wait that was you, after letting your friend fuck you up the ass because you were dying for human contact and didn’t care where it came from…..
March 7th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
“It’s kinda like how every girl I’ve ever dated has turned lesbian for a couple of years after dating me,”
hey i have this problem too!!!! but i guess thats what happens when you eat so much pussy….it turns into that its ALL they want….
March 8th, 2008 at 1:29 am
It sounds like your pretty bitter tonight. Something wrong??
March 9th, 2008 at 5:51 am
The real tragedy is her son Casper didn’t inherit any of her aryan-perfection features.
He looks like her mousy brown, nothing-special husband.
Why don’t models ever procreate with equally-superior looks people?
March 9th, 2008 at 9:54 am
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
March 10th, 2008 at 10:06 am
How did you know? But it wasn’t a week, nearly 2 days
March 10th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
lol i swear phillip lives here
March 10th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Say, wasn’t she on David Copperfield’s payroll? Y’know, to make it look like Dave likes you-kno-what?
March 10th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
ahahahahaha so true. i hope alessandra is able to get her body back even though she is a bit skinny for my taste. that would be such a tragedy.