Maria Kanellis at her Playboy Launch of the Day
Here is some broken down WWE chick, Maria Kanellis and she’s celebrating her big Playboy spread. I guess she looks so happy because it’s pretty much the height of her career and she’s hoping it leads to better jobs for her by getting noticed by the public, instead of just by her creepy WWE fans. I am pretty sure when she was a little broken down slut back in her high school, she had would lie in bed at night and dream about the day a magazine will pay her to pose naked for her, because she realized that all that getting naked for free was only giving her some unwanted pregnancies and a false sense of popularity because the dudes in her school liked that she put out.
The good news is that she can take a beating and that’s what we all need out of a future wife, or girl we cut out naked pictures of and staple to our couches pretending she’s our wife, because when that cut out turns you down when you ask for a blowjob, it’s got another thing coming…so she knows better for next time….
March 7th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
why do i think she in NO WAY looks like she looks in real life in that issue of playboy….
March 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Is this the same hottie from http://www.mmanewsdesk.com? I saw about ten galleries of her when she was obviously younger, in these hot thongs and bikinis. What the fuck did she do to herself? Holy shit, that wrestling business ages bitches. Just look at how haggard and shitty Torrie Wilson looks nowadays. This bitch used to look young, hot, and flaming hot, and now you’re right, she looks old and used up. Someone needs to rejuvenate that puss.
March 10th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Who cares? She’s hot. At least she’s getting paid to do it. Who writes this crap? You sound so mad, like you think you’re cool.