Patricia Heaton Doesn’t Have a Belly Button of the Day
Here are some recent pictures of old lady Patrica Heaton in a bikini, something I could have died without never seeing, but that’s just because you all know how I feel about a bitch in a bikini who has no business being in a bikini, even if you’ve jerked off to her a few time when the only show on late night TV was an Everybody Loves Raymond re-run, because we all know that was just an act of desperation.
I know you are used to just staring at a girls vagina when you see her in a bikini, so if you just take your eyes off whatever the fuck she’s hiding in her bikini bottoms that make her pussy-sag, you’ll see that bitch doesn’t have a fucking belly button. I have no idea what the hell that means, maybe she’s a robot or maybe it’s some tummy tuck bi-product but whatever the fuck it is, it scares me. I guess the unfortunate thing for her is that they couldn’t have had the same disappearing effect on the rest of her sloppy body….I guess those advancements in medicine haven’t been made yet….but I am sure these superficial celebrities are pumping all kinds of money into it, why bother finding the cure to cancer and aids when you could invest in finding a way to make your ass look good enough to fuck….
March 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I say this is what happens when you choose the easy way out after having kids and get a tummy tuck or lipo like she has addmited to. She should have got her ass up and worked it off instead. I have the right to say this cause I’m a mom of two little ones and I work out every day. And what’s up with her hands that look like they’re from a 90 year old?!
March 10th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
She does… it is just small… for an older gal she is tappable, but I woudl want a drink or two first just to be on the easy side.
But a one piece would be better for her and any other gal that has hit the wall, more mystery is good.
March 10th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I dunno redhead…she had twins. I have 2 kids and got back in shape the ‘hard way’ too but twins really stretch out your stomache. Plus she had kids before the twins and breastfeed them all so she was droopy all over.’
and hey – at least she ADMITS it – unlike everyone else in Hollywood.
March 10th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Look below the border, people. Just below where she pees on the back of her left thigh… WTF is that bulging out? Is that where the belly button was relocated?
March 10th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
WOW. I would tap that.
March 10th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
she has very good posture and her hands are nice and smooth
March 10th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
She is a conservative religious nut who is against abortion and euthanasia. If I recall she was a big Bush supporter and supporter of the war.
There were photos of her boob job on some plastic surgeon’s website. She got the really disgusting type of boob job where they cut vertically straight down from the nipple like a zipper. Disgusting.
March 10th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Donkey, she is still hotter than anything you have likely tapped. And she happens to support winners… but don’t worry that John Kerry in 04 bumper sticker on your Ford Festiva will come off with a little WD40.
March 10th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
GOOD one fx.
Her bio from donk-boy just makes me chub up that much more! Oh YEAH!
She’s Hot to Me NOW! move over ray!!!
March 10th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
she looks just fine for 40+. nice rack, good butt, what the hell do you want…perfection? slip and slide
March 11th, 2008 at 12:08 am
I can see her bellybutton, it’s just really small! She looks good for her age, but I still wouldn’t do her. I wouldn’t even think of doing her if you hadn’t of written that.
March 11th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Gee thanks, Jesus, I’m blind now. Are you happy?
March 11th, 2008 at 12:28 am
She looks fab.
March 11th, 2008 at 12:40 am
fxgen, Bush didn’t win the election – he stole it.
Bush will go down in the history books as America’s worst president and war criminal.
Fuck American warmongers.
March 11th, 2008 at 2:32 am
as long as the other holes on her body are still there, well except for her mouth…I’d still tap that
March 11th, 2008 at 3:39 am
She is my favorite. Is she single now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “WealthyRomance.com” last week. Just curious.
March 11th, 2008 at 6:08 am
— Jesus, pls ban the above poster & his lame spam –
Patricia’s body is what happens when you opt for tummy-tuck over exercise.
Sad most people take the lazy way out.
& her hands need a skin graft.
March 11th, 2008 at 6:42 am
She looks pretty damn good for 50 years and 1 week. Not so sure about the bikini though, an unflattering print.
March 11th, 2008 at 9:14 am
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March 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
ok, seriously… your worrying about her belly button… did a damn one of you notice her hands!?!?!?!
when i was a little kid thats the kinda shit i imagined reaching up at me form under my bed!
i cant even look at her!
March 11th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
well i would say isnt that lame that the fuckin doctor she paid to give her a t ummy tuck didnt take the time to consider a belly button… who ripped off who..
March 12th, 2008 at 9:14 am
worst blog ever
March 12th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I think Patricia is soooooooo fu#### hot I dont care if the tits are false or she had libo Just show some more pics of her please.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Drunken stepfather sucks! go back to delivering pizzas!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Two things. Donkey Punch, eat a dick! Patricia, yeah I’d hit it!
March 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
lmao… thats funny how the person that has written this rant to go along with the pictures is talking about “superficial celebrities”, yet the whole rant is just a testament to how superficial this person really is… does he even know what superficial is??? to say how ugly someone is or how bad they look, without knowing that person, sir, is superficial… you’re an idiot… and no, I didn’t come here to see your site, I was linked here…
March 12th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
and btw… this Donkey Daddy douche is funny… he seems to me like one of those boxers that get beat in the head until they can’t pronounce their name anymore, yet they’re too dumb to just quit… kinda like Mohammed Ali… and now, hes a party favor, shaking everyone’s drinks…
March 12th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
and Donkey Punch is just a retard… he thinks that people are laughing with him, when clearly they are laughing at him…
March 13th, 2008 at 2:13 am
I would still lick her asshole…right there on the beach!!!!1
March 15th, 2008 at 3:47 am
I’ve licked her asshole on the beach. It was pretty good except it had a lot of sand in it and tasted like seaweed!
March 25th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Oh my, how many of you idiots are out there? She’s 50! She’s had 4 kids, and maybe she just doesn’t give a fuck about what people like you think of her! You are all just judgemental and superficial, and it sickens me. If I look like that when I’m 50, I won’t complain. And what’s with the “older people shouldn’t wear a bikini” crap? Stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. If I wanna wear a bikini when I’m 50, who’s gonna tell me I can’t do that? I hate bathing suits, they’re terrible.
And one more thing: OH MY GOD, would you LOOK at her hands!!
Dot. Dot. Dot.
I mean, come on people. That’s like, the lamest comment I’ve ever read. If you got nothing better to do but to sit online and bash stuff like the hands of an actress, you’re such a low-life person. Really. Grow up. That’s just sad.
April 24th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Donkey Punch, I applaud you for having the balls to be a jackass. What does being a Bush supporter have to do with her lack of bellybutton. Although from what I see in the pictures it is there. You want something big and hairy? I am glad that there are so many intolerant and hypocritical liberals like Donkey Punch because without them I would be out of a job. Patricia Heaton looks good in these pictures, especially considering how many children she gave birth to.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Seconded: This blog sux.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:32 am
I have had a crush on Patricia for a LONG TIME! I think that she is the most beautiful women in the world. These pictures are great, and will add them to my collection. Yes, I will jerk off while looking at them, too.
July 31st, 2008 at 3:45 am
I want to lick her asshole then go up into her cunt…then fuck her in the ass and cum in there then watch it drip out while she squats down
October 26th, 2008 at 1:56 am
I would strip her down completely naked, put her on all fours, spread her buttcheeks wide open, lick her assole as far as my tongue would go in, then fuck her cunt, then fuck her asshole…ho-yeah
January 17th, 2010 at 4:27 am
Nice pics. She’s hot.