Liv Tyler in a Bikini When She Shouldn’t Be of the Day
Here’s something you’ve all been waiting for, Liv Tyler showing off her post pregnancy body in a bikini on the beach. She’s the pasty kind of slut you like cumming on because shit turns invisible against her white skin and that makes you feel like some kind of super hero, something you’ve wanted since you were a virgin with a huge comic book collection and an affinity for wearing tights in front of the mirror, because it gave you a boner.
I guess the closest you’ll get to fuckin’ her is jerking off to the high quality print outs on that expensive printer you bought for occasions like this. You’ve had a thing for Aerosmith, since getting down to “Dude Looks Like a Lady” because you used to lay in bed imagining it was written about you while squeezing your nipples, and wondering if you’d ever meet someone as sexy as Steven Tyler, but since that makes you gay, you’ll settle for the bi-product of an Aerosmith one night stand….
Either way, her sister is a plus sized model, I guess it’s genetic and I look forward to her future rolls in movies playing the Wal Mart cashier or maybe if she’s lucky, Roseanne in her biopic…it could be the role of a lifetime….
March 11th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
“Randal: Can I ask you a question? If you were Steven Tyler from Aerosmith for one night, and you could pretty much any woman alive, who would you pick?
Dante: Oh, Caitlin.
Randal: Her? See me, I’d pick Liv Tyler. ”
just to prove to anyone looking at these pictures…myself included…that at one point in her life, people DID think she was hot.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I guess she’s living large off those Lord of the Rings residuals, figuratively AND literally!
March 12th, 2008 at 2:09 am
She doesnt look that fat or bad
March 12th, 2008 at 3:39 am
Ha …future “rolls” in movies. Aka her spare tire?
March 12th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Liv? I thnk she just a little bit stronger when appeared on weathylovers.com some times ago. then, she was so hot, even more sexy than the chicks with big bosoms. but now…
March 12th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Damn, I was sure it was Borat!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I’m sure she’s hotter than any woman that whoever runs this website has ever had sex with. Perhaps you could post pictures of your rock-hard abs next to hers.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:17 am
I think she looks great! I hate boney women.
March 15th, 2008 at 11:59 am
“She’s the pasty kind of slut you like cumming on because shit turns invisible against her white skin and that makes you feel like some kind of super hero.”
This writing is a prime example of the decreasing oxygen supplies on the planet, whoever wrote this shit deserves to suffocate on their own fieces and should never have been taught how to operate a computer.