Mischa Barton’s Sloppy Tit Shopping of the Day
Here are some pictures of criminal Mischa Barton out shopping with her dog. I guess the irony in this picture is that Mischa is the fucking dog and the dog is actually cute. Not that I know what irony is, but I assume it’s that.
She’s a sloppy mess who was at her hottest while playing a dead puking girl in the Sixth Sense that Haley Joel Osmond jerked off on and ever since then it’s all gone down hill for her, but I know some of you freaks like that smell, so here’s her tit busting out of her top.
This post may be shitty, but so am I. I don’t understand how fucking virginal the internet is for getting excited about seeing a bitch’s tit from the side. They’ve even go as far to call it Sideboob, like the fuckin’ thing’s got a name, and if that doesn’t scream, I’ve never felt tits in my life, I guess it screams I’ve also never watched porn, because I am so fucking desensitized from porn, that the only thing that turns me on is watching the fuckin’ news, or maybe sometimes when I see a dudes get shit on by a juggling midget, but that’s only because I want to hate fuck Hayden Panettiere.
Maybe I am weird, but I am also hungover, I just woke up and the last thing I want to be doing is writing about some useless bitch’s tits. So fuck yourself. I love you. I am bi-polar like that.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Sure thats misha? fat legs, maybe pregnant?
March 11th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
someone needs to tell her only LiLo can pull off the fucked up bleach blonde crack whore look. Mischa is NO Lilo.
March 11th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I think she is getting a little chubby. She has always had a flabby butt and legs.
March 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
needs to take one step closer to the razor and get rid of the arm pit stubble
March 12th, 2008 at 11:14 am
i don’t know why, but i just like her the first sight i met her. although she doesn’t have a big bosom like chicks on wealthylovers.com. but as i said, i like her. maybe she is just the type l’m searching.