Patricia Heaton Puts on a Shirt of the Day
The good news of the day is that Patricia Heaton decided to put on a shirt at the beach like a fat teenage girl on summer vacation. After seeing her over-tucked tummy tuck that amputated her belly button, I think it was a good beach fashion choice, not that I know anything about fashion. She also decided to put on a pair of better fitting bikini bottoms that offer a little more support to her saggy vagina and I am all for girls strapping up when shit is clearly needed.
Kinda like the time this girl was acting up in my apartment, so I strapped her to my bed….it made having sex with her a hell of a lot easier because it took very little convincing and the sock I stuffed down her throat made her cries for me to stop sound a lot more like whimpers of pleasure, like she was actually enjoying it. I figure if I don’t hear “No” or “Stop” clearly, then it’s all fair game….or maybe like the time my wife put on some kind of corset and pantyhose to make her look skinny, when what she really needed to look skinny was a year membership at the gym and a serious diet.
Either way, here’s Patricia Heaton in action….
March 11th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
wow dude, you really ate your wheaties today didnt you?
LMAO dude…tyour on fire!!!
plus i guess someone told her about your post the other day LMAO
March 11th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
In the last picture she’s a dead ringer for Ringo Starr!
March 12th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
sounds like someone is amping up the ol’ mysogyny rant to get a shout out on jezebel.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
UGH!
That grey-toothed so and so is disgusting!
March 12th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Patricia Heaton is still younger than you Drunken…
post a pic of your saggy sack and tiny and misshapen cock sagging in your 99 cent underwear. pls? If you really want entertaining revulsion, post something TRULY revolting…yourself, no need to look further.
March 14th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Jesus Chr*st, see some counseling for your hatred of over-weight people.