Ashlee Simpson Bikini Lesbianism of the Day
Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson kissing a topless chick. I wonder what her religious molesting father thinks of this shit.
I know I am sucking today. Someone offered me a free trip to Cancun for Spring Break leaving tomorrow night and I have been doing everything I can to make it happen.
Unfortunately everything was smooth sailing this morning but the travel agent the dude’s booking through cancelled it on us because the resort is over-booked or some bullshit. All my romanticized dreams of a vacation to the motherland where girls flash me while throwing their herpes at me are slowly being flushed down the toilet….I should have expected everything to go wrong for me because nothing ever works out and I suck at life…I’ve been fighting with them on the phone for the last 3 hours but the good news is that at least I am not Pete Wentz.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Playa del Carmen is the place to be….not Cancun….But anyplace is better than where you are with no beach, no girls flashing and herpes.
Gooooo herpes!!
March 13th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
I think that topless chick you speak of is actually a guy. Notice the absense of titties?
March 14th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Oh, that sucks for you. Sorry to hear that!
On another note, Ashlee has a great body! So skinny, and I really like her bikini. The hat, though, that needs to go.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Yes Dennis, and we notice your absence of humour.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:03 am
sexual harrasment all the way!!!!!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A GUY SO DISGUST OF A WOMAN KISSESS AND INUENDOS……..I’LL BET SHE HAS THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF DILDOS IN CALIFORNIA….YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY SHE WAKS……..HAAAAAAHAHA…..
March 14th, 2008 at 2:40 am
in all fairness…if she was making out with Hayden Pantierre and she was topless, you wouldnt be able to tell weather it was a man or a women either.
you should be fucking happy you arent Pete Wentz. since hes a song writer i think we can compare you guys from a writing stand point.
your blog is way more entertaining than ANY Fall Out Boy song….and your writing, content wise is a WORLD more interesting and a universe better than he is.
March 14th, 2008 at 9:31 am
bands like FOB and MCR should be the people who get beheaded
March 14th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Man, you need therapy.
Maybe if you got out a bit more things would look up for you.
March 14th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I really hate the trend of women wearing those stupid man hats. Guess what chicks, if your face is fucked the hat doesn’t distract us from that fact. Sorry!
March 14th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
At least one of them has a Dick with the Tracey hat.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
He totally does not look into her. At all.
March 15th, 2008 at 11:09 am
That nigga don’t look into her cuz he’s a skittles eating ass nigga, feel me?
March 15th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
hey themexcellentone…you took the words right outta my mouth…in every pic he can’t even bring himself to touch her … it’s exactly how a guy would act if his sister was hanging all over him …. or if he was gay
March 15th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Ummm… that’s Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy y’all. It’s not a woman
July 12th, 2009 at 2:56 am
Very interesting post – Might be old new, but it was new to me. Thanks.