Some Christina Aguilera Isn’t Pregnant Anymore Pictures of the Day
Christina Aguilera is pretty lame. She is a second rate Britney and has never really been able to live that down. I guess it's affected her self-esteem enough for her to always hide behind a ton of fuckin' make-up, pretending she's some kind of cheap lookin' Marilyn Monroe rockin' out to some Jazz doing some swing dancing in 1944 while her husband is off at war. I guess in her case, if it was 1944, her husband would actually be in a concentration camp getting gassed while she was entertaining our troops offering them pin-up posters to tape to their bunks and I guess their baby would never have been born.
If it's got nothing to do with her self-esteem, then maybe she's on some Edward Scissor Hand shit and some crazed scientist made her as some kind of sex doll that you can actually knock up, but I don't think that's possible, she just makes us think that it is....so she really just keeps giving you hope and you should be more supportive of her.
March 20th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Christina is a second Britney??!! YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR F@CKIN’ MIND!!! Britney doesn’t have a 1/4 of Christina’s musical talent. Britney wishes she could sing like Christina. Britney wonders why she’s still doing bulls*it bubblegum pop tunes while Christina is expanding her musical repertoire. It’s something called TALENT!!
Either you’re biased of Christina for some personal reason or you’re absolutely tone deaf - OR - it’s been a while and you’re in dire need of rubbing one out. I’m certain you have more than enough Britney images to help you with the task.
March 20th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
She is cute. I just saw her profile on “w e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m”, what happened to her marriage?
March 21st, 2008 at 3:10 am
she has so big a bosom, i really admire her, but i want my girl to have it also, she just small,, i ‘ve consulted a professional on pubspa, she said it had something to do with the internal secretion system, so, anybody could help…
March 21st, 2008 at 5:35 am
Ha. Great post.
You’re at your finest when you’re cutting, cruel & SPOT-ON.
March 21st, 2008 at 11:32 am
Britney wishes she had the talent Christina does. And I’m guessing Christina will actually be a good mom and won’t lose custody of her son, like a has-been poptart already has.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:32 am
She has big tits and she still has a career. Game, set, match.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 am
she needs to wash her fucking face!!!! no need for all that makeup, makes her look like a drag queen. seriously it probably takes like 2 hours to put her face on, all that makeup is so unnecessary, although in her defense most people are looking at those big fake boobs more than her face anyway
March 24th, 2008 at 11:25 am
who would actually print such nonsense? is there anybody out there over the age of 13 that ever actually liked britney spears? the kid is gnarly looking, with no talent.