Mila Jovovich Ruined By Pregnancy of the Day
I get lots of hate for making fun of pregnancy and saying things like it ruins perfectly alright vaginas and perfectly alright bodies and that’s why mothers really love their kids as much as they because they know they sacrificed any sex appeal they once had for this little fucker and their future consists of wiping snot off faces and dealing with whiney little brats crying because they didn’t get the video game console that all their friends got and all the other bullshit that comes with kids like making dinner for them and picking them up after soccer practice…
Either way, there was a time that Mila Jovovich was a decent import, I never loved her because she didn’t have tits and looked like a little Russian gymnast boy, but I know a lot of other people did. Well it turns out that her uterus now hangs over her belt like she was me only I’ve got bigger tits.
March 25th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Get a life.
March 25th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
I’ll pray for the redemption of your soul.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
maybe she s pregnant again
March 26th, 2008 at 3:59 am
She (Milla) said she gained too much weight during her pregnancy, but as soon as possible she would get a tummy tuck or something to return to her previous shape.
At least she’s honest and, as a woman, I really appreciate it. I hate those hollywood actresses who give birth to 200000 babies and after 2 days are back in shape, super fit, extra thin. And then they say: oh no, it’s only because I’m breastfeeding….
Mmmmm…. yes…. sure… let’s say they’ve gone under the plastic surgeon’s hands just after the delivery..
Oh and talking about vaginas (!!!!), I don’t think those famous women do ruin theirs, as they get only C-sections….
It’s quite mad: they prefere a horrible scar !!
March 26th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Correct. Milla gained waay too much weight during pg. 70lbs. Therefore she’s pauncy —like Katie Holmes.
Pregnancy doesn’t ruin women if they exercise & eat carefully.
There’s no reason a vayjay can’t be as tight as pre-pregnancy if the mom keeps up the cardio during and after pg & keeps the lbs gained to around 20.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:13 am
I had a c-section and my husband thanks me every day for not wrecking my vag. And it cracks me up when postpartum women say their man thinks their puss is still perfect and that the doctor stitched her up tighter than before when you know their man is really thinking that the sex is now like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Dear Whatshername,
Please pass on my well-wishes to your child(ren). With a lowlife like you at the helm, they’re going to need all the help they can get. Oh, and how’s the new trailer park treating you? Is the sewage leaking into the water supply like the last place?
Love always,
Cod
March 26th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Dear Codsack,
I’m teaching my 7-month-old how to give the finger, and I would get him to do it for ya, but he’s too busy playing under the porch with the dogs. It’s almost time for his morning Yoohoo so I don’t have time to get all kissy kissy with you right now. Thx.
Love,
Whatshername
PS: My coffee tastes like vinegar so please tell your mom if she’s gonna have to douche 6x/day to stop flushing that shit.
March 26th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
hey u wannabe columnist writier, GET A REAL JOB!!! and leave people who have kids alone, just cuz ur a sad,lonely loser doesnt mean ur opinion is needed on every subject. Go join the army or something u freakin HATER!!!!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
jeeeez people, that’s his work, to bash off people, if you don’t like it go to another site plissss and don’t take everything so seriously
March 26th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
i still love Milla. hopefully she gets back in shape and does some more asskicking movies!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 12:57 am
“There’s no reason a vayjay can’t be as tight as pre-pregnancy if the mom keeps up the cardio during and after pg”
Um…LA..please tell me what doing cardio has to do with maintaining vaginal tightness?
And Whatshername….you’re an idiot. First of all, how does your husband know what sex with a woman who has had a vaginal birth is like? Hmmm. You may want to look into that. Anyway, the vagina is MADE to accomodate the birth of a child, and to go back to the way it was before.
Maybe your husband is just a bit too tiny in the pants & he was worried.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Annie; cardiovascular exercise -aka running- will tighten up everything below the waist. Better than Kegels!
March 27th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Annie…sorry about your saggy vag. I can understand why my comment would rub you the wrong way. And, hey, when you have a gaping hole, you’ll take any rubbing you can get, right?
Your attempt to be clever was cute. Failed, but cute. So I married a man who fucked somebody before me. You got me. But I ask you, who in their right mind would sign on for a shitty virgin lay? Not me, lady (and I use that term as loosely as your anatomy).
Oh, and my husband says to tell you when you grow a cock and find out what it feels like to stick it where a giant cuntnugget has been squeezed out, let us know. We would value your opinion. Thx.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
cuntnugget, ooooh, i believe thats checkmate.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:40 am
ur life is weird, whatshername.
hopefully mila will return into a better shape.