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Sophie Monk’s Got an Outty Vagina of the Day

I don’t really know if Sophie Monk’s got one of those vaginas where the clit hood pokes out like it’s stickin’ its tongue out at you but it looks like she does in these tight pants she’s got jacked up and I find that hot. I used to be all about the coinslot because I was convinced they didn’t exist so I’d ask every girl I came across if she had just a slit and they would be all awkward before telling me I’d never find out. None of that really matters, what does matter is that despite her being damaged goods for gettin’ with the Good Charlotte sister, I still think she’s got it going on and can see past that. The way I justify it to myself is that she’s from Australia and in Australia they do things different. People who are lame here are cool there and vice versa, so I can’t blame her for falling into his trap, it’s probably just a cultural thing. I remember seeing video of the New Kids on the Block in Japan 2 years after their careers in North America died and girls were still fainting for those poofters, and a lot of dlisters here are huge stars out there so it all makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is how he went from this chick to Paris Hilton in what’s gotta be a major fuckin’ rebound, we’ve all been there….but I can guarantee whatever kinda heat she’s got packin’ in her pants has nothin’ on this girl’s outty pussy and the truth is that neither vaginas have anything on his brother’s cock that he misses so much….

6 Responses to “Sophie Monk’s Got an Outty Vagina of the Day”

  1. Nathiest Says:

    I bet it’s nicer then Kate’s maybe Sophie should invite Kate over for some sushi.

  2. hoodie Says:

    Mmmm meaty

  3. romeo romeo Says:

    yes, her vagina is really attractive, i want such,, aha?? but that’s idea of a small guy on pubspa dotcom, when he told me this, i just cannot bear to laugh, i said to him, u are really a bad sucker…

  4. abc Says:

    VULVA. Not vagina.

  5. Cunt Says:

    well, both actually.

  6. Peter Says:

    She is freakin hot

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