Kim Kardashian Better Be Pregnant of the Day
Kim Kardashian is one of those girls who needs to wear heels because otherwise her legs look think and stumpy like some kind of midget olympic speed skater or some shit, only she’s not nearly as athletic and her thickness comes from lazy overeating because the only weightlifting she does is carrying her fat tits and ass out to do errands and by errands I mean hosting parties at lame overpriced clubs.
There’s a rumor going around that she’s pregnant, and I think that would be a great explanation for her maternity shirt covering her fat but reality is that she’s been this big for as long as I remember her so maybe the secret to her fat tits is to get knocked up and to hold onto the baby for as long as she can, aborting it at the last possible moment and doing it all again…
I guess the good news is that she likes to go out an do errands for herself like buying light bulbs and getting pedicures but she’s a media craving whore and it’s safe to say this is all for a photo op because she’s addicted to flashing lights. I guess that’s what happens when you’re the fat, unibrow, horsehead girl no one wanted to talk to growing up and slowly found a way out of insecurity by doing porn hoping that one day everyone will love you or some shit so that she could go back to the people who teased her and say “look at me now” or some shit.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
u really need to stop calling kim fat, she may have a fat ass but she has it all in the right places, sure shes a media whore but shes still gorgeous and gives girls who have some extra baggage in the back some hope, so lay off with the ugly comments because they are simply not true
March 26th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
can goats reproduce???
March 26th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
what the fuck. fatass mexican, I thought all the mexican food burns right through you fuckers and leaves you anorexic and dying of starvation. It could be that, or the motherfuckin poverty you people have there. Big up son, we third worlders have to stick together. I suggest tea and crumpets down at the estate
Secondly, stupid people should die, dont use tired, slightly amusing jokes. You stole that from someone else, didn’t you. and no, thats not poor punctuation, its just not a question. And goats can reproduce, I’ve seen them shag like crazy. I’m totally a biologist and shit. I even have a whistle.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
you wouldnt ever know she was pregnant, shes a completely fat disgusting pig.
she IS fat, all you fanboys shouldnt kid yourself…GIRL IS A FUCKING HOG.
i bet when they guys run train on her fat ass, they all yell
SUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEWWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE
and then she bathes in cum like a pig bathes in mud, cause, well, to whores like this fucking disgusting slut, cum is the equal of mud….
anyone else here shes playing Sloth in the upcoming Se7en Remake?
March 26th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
She isn’t pregnant, she’s FAT!
March 27th, 2008 at 4:47 am
She’s a fat disgusting cow who’s famous for having a fat ass and a sex tape
March 27th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
hey “cunt” good one on assuming that im mexican. you must be some sort of genious figuring that one out! are u a detective??? i should hire u as a private eye, youre just that brilliant! lmao u fucking idiot
March 27th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Umm ya “cunt” u are an idiot she isn’t mexican at all so get your facts straight b 4 name calling she is a healthy beautiful girl leave her alone only insecure people like to bash people. Besides all u have to do is google her to find out her heritage….so if u feel the need to bash people atleast have the facts……
March 27th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
hey cunt!! there is nothing tired or amusing about my joke except if we are talking about your mom!!… so go back to your farm & shag some more goats & tell yourself they all look like kim.