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Jessica Simpson Kinda had an Upskirt that You Can’t See of the Day

I don’t know how old these pictures are, or if they are even of Jessica Simpson, but it looks like she’s trying to stop all of us from seeing her vagina and I am sure that’s nothing you aren’t already used to because even when you’re at sex parties and bitches are wiping out on GHB, you still can’t manage to get a peak because you aren’t really there since the invitation was lost in the mail, at least that’s what you tell yourself to make you feel better about never getting to join in on the fun everyone else is having. Don’t worry, the last time I went to an orgy, I got herpes and despite it being the gift that keeps on giving, it’s pretty much the shittiest gift that keeps on giving, worse than that pair of socks your Aunt knitted you that you can’t seem to take off because they are so colorful and scream your name every time you open your sock drawer.

I don’t know what I am talking about because I have never really been giving a shitty gift, but that’s because no one’s ever given me any gifts, so I’m trying to relate to something I don’t know here and you should give me a break.

8 Responses to “Jessica Simpson Kinda had an Upskirt that You Can’t See of the Day”

  1. me Says:

    hey douchebag,

    you cant steal photos.

    what you are doing is illegal. i have contacted the photo agencies that owns this image. expect a legal notice.

  2. Jerry Says:

    She is making me horney.

  3. me2 Says:

    What a doucheberry, threatening legal action. Go cry to mommy.

  4. cocknballs Says:

    these pics are on every other site.. are you gona take legal action on everyone?

  5. cocknballs Says:

    fag ass

  6. Bored King Says:

    I’m her fan. She is so hot!

  7. Greggo Says:

    I am late in responding, but these photos are worth maybe two bucks! Photos of Jessica are a dime a dozen and only if she is spreading her pussy and telling folks how wet she is would I consider buying the photos! You tell them to Fuck Off Jesus, Greggo

  8. me3 a whiner Says:

    uhhh my pussy hurts people are stealing my pictures on the net.
    Now my back is going to hurt cause I just pulled landscape duty (Ben Stiller Happy Gilmore reference).
    Oh wait I won’t make any money off of a ‘blocked’ J. Simpson crotch shot, what an idiot I am damn to hell!

    Sounds to me like a lot of hot air threats to me, bitch won’t ever go thru with them cause their a bitch.

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