Paris Hilton Offends Turkey of the Day
You would think that Paris Hilton would offend a country just by entering it, but it turns out that she has the capacity to go even further by taking their traditions and giving them herpes by posing in her stupid way that someone mistakenly told her was cute and she hasn’t stopped doing since. It’s a lot like that time I went to some native american rights protest and danced around slappin my mouth like I didn’t pay taxes.
I guess the biggest shock was that she was asked to be a guest judge for their country’s beauty pageant which doesn’t really say much for Turkish women, but knowing me, I’d probably still ask them to let me watch them bath, you just can’t stop a pervert.
March 27th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
i still say paris is hot with her left eye covered….no way id touch it, but still kinda hot
March 27th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Should Paris Hilton and Offensive be the same tag?
March 27th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Phillip…agreed.
She is cute and growing more mature, apparantly, she just needs to read a book every once in a while!
PS: Jesus, if you vote for me to be on her show, I will be forever grateful.
http://www.parisbff.com/people/jaclyn06
You KNOW you want to see me on her show! :]
March 27th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Now I have read and heard everything Paris Hilton, a book and read in the same sentence ! I think I will chug a beer on this truly and utterly stupid concept! Paris is a rich whore and that is all there is to her life! Greggo
March 27th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Turkey season opens April 12.
March 28th, 2008 at 6:33 am
yeah she can be hot sometimes but you know what im drawn to in these pictures : her huge Fucking feet Damn
March 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
why is that country called Turkey?
don’t we have turkey at Thanksgiving?
I always found that strange.
March 28th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Her feet are huge, and with the yellow shoes it looks like she has duck feet. The fact that she already looks like a bird helps, too.
March 28th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
What shandi said… only more so.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Now I have to apologize/justify my existence to friends in Turkey; just like I did all over Europe when George Bush won and won again, the presidency. SHIT!
March 29th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
…hilton…american…dumbfucks…say no more….
March 31st, 2008 at 9:28 am
Those wannabee beauty poses are gettin’ so old. It’s really funny she still takes herself so seriously. Ugly wonky eyed duckling