Leann Rimes Has a Gay Husband of the Day
So it looks like Leann Rime’s husband is more ladylike than she is. The reality is that girls love gay dudes and they dream about their gays that they shop and get the hair done with were straight on the regular, because they are just the best kind of guy there is. So when a gay denies his sexuality in exchange for living in the limelight with glamorous lifestyle with all the designer clothes, spa days and fancy dinners his gay hearts desire, it makes sticking their dick in a pussy a hell of a lot easier. It’s one of those close your eyes and hope for the best kind of things, with a major upside. It’s a lot like that time you let a dude suck my dick for coke and I am not judging because one slip up doesn’t make you a fag. I have always been in the school of thought that if push comes to shove and it’s a matter of survival, people have to do what they have to do and we all have the capacity to do things we hate doing. It’s the same reason people work shitty jobs to get buy or marry a slut they hate cuz her disability checks pay the rent. I guess repressing your sexual orientation for the acceptance of your family, or for the fabulous lifestyle only a successful country singer can give you, is worth it but since you’re too scared to follow your heart you’ll stick to jerking off to gay porn the rest of your life and never actually biting the bullet, and by bullet I mean random cock in the bath house, because like Leann Rimes’ boyfriend it’s easier to play straight even if you have a deep rooted need to dance.
The paparazzi made me take the pics down, but found one of them here
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March 28th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
doesnt her boyfriend ride bulls for a living…yeah thats the mark of a straight man…
March 28th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Phillip McCracken your an idiot Jewel has a boyfriend that use to ride bulls.
Leann Rimes husband is a fag
March 28th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Jewel, Leann Rhimes, isnt it all the same? blonde, ugly, talentless, both with a dude who is clearly a fag…yeah im a huge idiot for making that error…
March 29th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Sometimes you do see 2 gays married to each other, afterall Leann has admitted to being bi. You didn’t hear it from me but the possibility/reality of Leann and Jewel having tasty tuggles is very real, think about it.
C”MON!!!
March 29th, 2008 at 1:06 am
I had forgotten she was bi-sexual.
Gay is the cowboy way, a male (human) riding another male (bull)(bull aka dominant human) while his balls/penis are being pummeled/pounded until submission/ride is over. But if you really want to get down to it bullriding can be called just plain beastiality.
OK it’s a bit lame but I’ll mention it, Brokebutt Mountme.
Saddle up partner.
Take the reins.
Heel me in the haunches.
Whip me.
High Ho Silver, away.
March 29th, 2008 at 2:48 am
gayer than a bag of dicks…yup pretty gay. someone if anyone needs to kick her in the fore…wait fivehead and tell her…dude, yer…uh, dude…like the long and lean.
March 31st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I love that the sign in the back says Juice Cock
March 31st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
he is gay because he wear a white top ??!?!?!?!
…………whatever……….this article is garbage THEY look great together ! and are having a nice time…so what ?
March 31st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
He’s kinda cute, albeit balding, but I dont see much of a flop in them shorts he’s wearing….and he looks like the type who’d have a teeny-weeny anyways…
March 31st, 2008 at 9:44 pm
any one who’s seen lee ann through the years knows she direly needed the fashion advice of a nice little gay boy. she’s the first to admit that she was a fashion don’t.