Sophie Monk is Banging Paris’ Hilton’s Boyfriend of the Day
It was reported that these are pictures of Sophie Monk and Paris Hilton’s boyfriend pizza boy she found on the streets of New York a few months ago and decided to take under her labia and turn into some kind of male model, at least that’s the line she used to get him in her unprotected because I guess a slut like her doesn’t like condoms very much, and her uterus is so damaged from abortions that pregnancy scares just don’t happen anymore, and dude liked promises of riches and fame, so he did it. It’s like that time I used to tell girls I could make her famous because I was a producer and working on a yet to be released MTV show and all she had to do was suck me off to get an audition, sure i had my share of rejection but it was a numbers game and there was always a bitch dumb enough to fall for it.
Either was, I was pretty disgusted thinking that Sophie Monk did a wife swap with Paris Hilton, since Paris is fuckin’ her Good Charlotte sister and now she was supposed to be fuckin’ her import model, because I figured that Sophie Monk got the short end of the deal. Sure, fucking a phallic lookin’ object is better than fuckin’ Benji Madden, but not if Paris had been there first. I started thinking about how I don’t even like fucking my wife when she tells me about previous dudes she’s fucked or masturbated to, because it takes away my virgin thoughts I had of her. I knew she had kids, but I just figured it was some kind of immaculate conception and that I was the only person dirty enough to get in that. I also always hated getting with whores and being able to smell the last dirty homeless motherfucker who got a piece of her and I never liked fuckin’ girls when I knew their past sexual partners by face because everytime I fucked them all I could imagine is them there first and it made me feel like a bigger loser than I knew I already was.
A girl like Sophie Monk has the potential dating pool that is far deeper than any dating pool I’ve ever swam in, and even I managed to avoid fuckin’ sloppy seconds. Incestuous Hollywood is disgusting and the reason most actors are dirtier than pornstars, but the good news is that this isn’t even pictures of Sophie Monk and that this whole post was just a huge waste of time. Too late to not publish it now. Asshole.
March 28th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I don’t care if she has outty beef curtains or not. She’s pretty hot. And I cannot believe she was fucking one of those Madden douches. I’d rather swim in buzzard puke than hit that. They strike me as the kind of guys that cry when they beat off.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Its not sophie monk in the picture!!!anyone can see that.
March 28th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Yeah, that is NOT sophie monk.
March 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
It is Sophie Monk, without all that whorish eyeliner she usually wears. She looks ugly because she IS ugly, see.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
NOT Sophie Monk.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Im Australian and I can assure you that is not Sophie Monk.
March 29th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
LOLLL …. idiots… who write this stuff ???? that’s not sophie monk !!!! holly christ, I should have my own gossip website then… this sucks hardcore man lol