Hulk Hogan’s Dating His Daughter’s Twin of the Day
It’s pretty clear that Hulk Hogan likes a big woman who can handle being thrown around in the bedroom like the men he used to throw around in the ring. He also seems to like fake blonde hair, fake tits and a fake tan. It seems like his wife fit that description, then he bred his daughter to look that way and now the girl he is fucking as a distraction from his son being a murderer looks that way too.
Now, I have heard of girls dating dudes who remind them of their dads, or girls who get off to dudes who look kinda like their brothers and I’ve always been pretty uncomfortable with that but I figure when you’re from Florida trailer parks it’s pretty much par for the course, not to mention every piece of trash who works in the dinner on the interstate or at the local strip club fits the criteria so I guess it’s just some kind of creepy coincidence.
Either way, here are some pictures of Hulk and his girlfriend who looks like a younger version of his wife and an older version of his daughter and the real sad thing about the pictures is that her dick is bigger than yours.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:43 pm
yeah….disturbing and creepy…..no fucking doubt
March 31st, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Waking up with the lights off could create a very awkward moment…..lol *Brooke!….*
March 31st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Despite his banging of some young thing, Hulk doesn’t look like a happy man. This woman is clearly a younger version of his wife. He’s probably missing his wife and just seeking a replacement.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Is it me or does the fact that Hulk wearing a fanny pack make it even creepier. He probably keeps laced hard candies to keep her nice and drugged, just so he can simulate what all white trash does, banging there own kids. plus it just makes him look really gay.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:50 am
Let me tell ya somethin Mean Gene!!!!!! Its a prerequisite as a wrestler, past or present to wear a fanny pack…..Brotherrrrr! Seriously, most if not all, especially past wrestlers of the washed up kind, wear fanny packs on a day to day basis. Keep the roids, pain killers, sleep meds, and fake tan on spray bottle all in one nifty compartment a few inches above the Hulksters 24 inch python. Thats the way to go……Brotherrrrr!!! When the Mega Powers exploded in Miss Elizabeths mouth at wrestlemania 3 i was wearin the fanny pack in the sack Brother!!! Tell me whatcha gunnaaa doooo when Hulkamania and the fanny pack pythons run wild on you!!!!!!
On a side note, Roni Deutch wants to prevent-YOU-from being another IRS victim.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:39 am
She reminds me a bit of Sunshine from World Class Championship Wrestling
April 1st, 2008 at 12:32 pm
love the fanny pack hulkster
April 1st, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Hulk needs to shave that head of his and just go with it.