Hulk Hogan’s New Pussy of the Day
Tanning expert Hulk Hogan has a pretty good deal. He’s sitting on a fat bank account while all the other trash from Tampa who he grew up with are collecting welfare checks or working shitty jobs to pay for their shitty trailer park homes. Now he decided to take the attention away from his rich brat of a son’s almost murderous car accident by staging a divorce from his useless ex-stripper lookin wife, who pretty much let him do whatever he wanted before the accident because she doesn’t want to lose that meal ticket. But now he gets to do it in public and that makes fucking new pussy all the more exciting.
Anyway, in making their story more believable he’s gone out and got himself a girlfriend who looks like she could be his illegitimate daughter with another stripper he spent his first wrestling check on 30 years ago, which would explain why she’s so fuckin’ clingy. It’s one of those “daddy where were you all my life, you asshole, but I am so happy to have you back in it, because mommy fucked so many dudes during that period of her life that we never knew we’d track him down, but sure glad we did because it turns out you have lots of money you’ll be forced to leave to me cuz of genetics” situation, only this time instead of the usual giving her the last 30 years of birthday and christmas gifts that most dads who get tracked down with paternity test technology, he’s giving her his cock.
She’s ugly, has fake tits and looks like an older version of his daughter and younger version of his wife, making Hulk feel like he’s living the good life he could only dream of back when he was growing up wrestling alligators at Busch Gardens..before he was the Hulkster….
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:16 pm
said it the other day, but its really creepy….but the few episodes i dealt with for Hogan Knows Best, he did really come off as a creepy old man….like saying he didnt want to see Brooke in compromising posistions and shit and yet shed show up to events WITH HIM wearing the skimpiset fucking outfits and he was smiling and shit….
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Have to love his “Skullet” hairstyle…..sheesh
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
what are they doing? the old man was so popular among the ladies on the site sugarmommymeet.com, but now, he is nothing.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:13 am
Wait a minute. A rich, aging man banging a chick who looks like a 20-something version of the wife he just dumped. That’s unheard of!!!!
April 4th, 2008 at 5:49 am
haha 20 something??? 40 something, I’d say…
April 24th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
If you idiots look at her face she doesn’t look nothing like she is in her 20s. Plus, to set the record straight Hogan didn’t dump his wife, she is the one that filed the divorce papers.