Marla Maples and Her Boy Toy on the Beach of the Day
So Marla Maples is pretty much only famous for being breaking up billionaire Donald Trump’s marriage to Ivana Trump after getting knocked up at 20 years old by him and shotgun marrying him before having his baby, making her pretty much set for life.
The good news is that the 45 year old uses her free time, which she has a lot of, because when you’re set for life after letting a billionaire cum in you back in ‘84, you don’t have to get a job waitressing to pay the rent like you would have if you hadn’t used your young kinda hot at the time, powersuit wearing looks to get ahead, and by get ahead I mean trick a billionaire into marrying you after flipping the condom inside out and impregnating your 20 year old womb.
But she can use all that free time from being rich by association to go to the gym like it was a full time to stay fit for her 31 year old reality star from The Bachelor named Andy Baldwin, because holding onto your youth is a something most chicks want, but normally can’t pull off because oreos are just too damn good.
Either way, here are her abs in her bikini with her younger boyfriend who obviously sees a golden opportunity just like his girlfriend did back when she was his age. They do have so much in common….
April 4th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
She’s way hotter than that leathery skank Janice Dickinson.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
She got pregnant in ‘94 when she was 30.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I’d still hit it.
April 5th, 2008 at 4:08 am
Nope, Marla got pg in early 1993.
She had Tiffany in Oct. 1993 at age 29.
She married Donald Trump 2 months afterwards. Divorced 5 1/2 yrs later.
April 5th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Hey Marla was a freakin’ 10 and considering Donald’s track record, I’m not so sure she pulled anything over on him. He wanted a top rank Trohpy ‘ho and he likes to pull them from obscurity to reinforce the perception that he is a man of Wealth and …ahem…taste.
In any case, now she is 45 and she could be in shape and hot, or older and not hot. So…I’m happy to look at her trim bikini bod.
And I’m happy everytime I see D-Trump and P-Hilton because it reminds me that Wealth does not Equal class.
April 5th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
These photos look soooooo staged !! Who are they trying to fool ?? Something is not right here.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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October 12th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
you are simply dumb. can you not do 2nd grade math? her daughter is 15 and she is 45. you people make me sick to say something like this about an absolutely amazing woman. get to know her before you make things like this up.