Ellen Page’s Lesbian Groceries of the Day
So if you’re wondering what young lesbians buy when they grocery shopping in their lesbian jeans and lesbian converse shoes with their ratty lesbian hair, you’re prayers have just been answered and you’ll be shocked to find that it is all organic vegetables since lebsians like Ellen Page aren’t known for being environmentalist, tree hugging hippies that take themselves too seriously and listens to music with a meaning bullshits. The good news is that they also buy cucumber, oversized carrots and bananas to use in the bedroom when the mouth to pussy action just doesn’t bring the satisfaction you’d want it to.
The truth is I am all for first time lesbian fantasies where 2 young girls explore each other’s bodies during some kind of high school sleep over that leads to them going at it in the shower but it pretty much ends there. When I watch lesbian porn, there’s just no closure and I am always waiting for the stepfather to walk in on the little sluts to break it up by having them both suck him off at the same time. Either way, that kind of lesbianism is a lot better than Ellen Page kind of lesbianism, because she’s all high maintenance and has a bush.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
It would have been funny if the cart tipped over with that chick sitting on it. Aren’t there safety pictures on the cart. She must not be able to read.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
No one is “sitting on the cart”
Goober, make sure you can understand what you see before you try to put it down.
No wonder America gets laughed at……..geeze.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
dear drunken stepfather,
why are you such a dickless hillbilly? ps. your wife fucked my dog.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Oh shut up. She’s a teenager, she’s wearing jeans and converse all the time, so fucking what?? Even if she’s a lesbian, so fucking what?? She’s at an age when you don’t really know. Everything may change. She’s a kid for chrissakes, she’s no Jodie Foster, she’s not ready for all the tabloids and blogs discussing her sexuality.
April 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
OMG! Did anyone realize that its carrotts, bannanas and a large cucumber?? Hahaha! Anyone? Anyone?
April 9th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
she is 21. i don’t know when chucks become unacceptable but she is omg totes hipster. SIGH. where’s the sunny d at, chicken nugget?
April 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Actually, gfy, she’s not a teenager; she’s 21 years old. Very baby-faced though, yeah.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
I wonder if those pictures were taken in Pete’s Frootique in Halifax/Bedford. Cool spot.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Bullshit posturing, if she were truly gay, why does she need all that man meat? Isn’t her faux-lez friends tounge enough? Maybe size really matters with fake lezis too.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:40 am
Oh come on. She is a down to earth gal and cute at that. Leave her alone.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
meltz911; I saw chasing amy too. Try to be original you cvnt.