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2008

08

Apr

Miley Cyrus in Her Cat Suit of the Day

I am from the school of thought that thinks if a girl dresses like a slut she is askin’ for it. I am also from the school of thought that if you get turned on by this 15 year old piece of shit, you’re not a pedophile, you’re just have bad taste.

If Miley was a wholesome little Jesus loving girl like she pretends to be, she wouldn’t be wearing a fuckin’ cat suit that’s tighter than her vagina was before letting the Jonas Brothers gang bang her on tour….I guess the real entertaining thing about these pictures is that her vagina looks like it’s stickin’ it’s tongue out at you, mocking you because it knows that you will never being able to get up in it, despite how badly you want to, because you are gay.

I find her a broken down spoiled brat with bad teeth and no tits. Let’s hope for her sake puberty kicks in soon enough so that next time she tries to pretend to be a big girl in big girl clothes that she stole from Billy Ray’s slut wife’s sex drawer, she’ll be able to fill it out proper. Either way, I live in Canada, 14 is legal and despite how sick that sounds, it makes talking about a 15 year old’s vagina a non issue, it also makes fuckin’ it a non issue, so she’s 2 years older than jailbait here and even if I wouldn’t touch that shit with my Billy Ray Cyrus CD, I can talk about it and there’s really not much you can do about it. Asshole.

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